Firstly: Get a browser that automatically suppresses popups and doesn't have the amount of holes and spyware in IE.
Secondly: She's funny.

Edit: Mildly updated my personal thing on the right, there. Will do more later when I've the time. I need to get onto campus and do work while listening to Xfm.

Edit 2: I'm in a weird mood.
"Chocolate" by Snow Patrol seems to sum it up.