So I phone up Bright tonight (being Tuesday night) around 12:30am, wishing to enquire as to how his evening as progressed, only to listen to about 5 minutes of 2 people trying to explain to the poor guy that he lived 2 doors down from them. And that the door he'd been bashing on was not, in fact, his.
After 5 minutes (it really took 5 minutes) of this, I was cut off. A shame.
So, naturally, I phone back 5 minutes later to check on BoyWonder, only to find he speaks only Spanish. Before again hanging up. I don't speak Spanish.
I can honestly say I await an explanation with incredibly bated breath. Truly, twill be a thrilling tale.