....can't feel lungs... laughing... too hard.....
There are times when I love having a sick, twisted, deprived, dark, horiffically broke and deformed, cynical and malignant sense of humour. This is one of them.
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD, get a P2P program (I'd recommend Kazaa or something) and download 2 videos - firstly (AND I MEAN FIRSTLY OKAY) download and watch L'Amour by Don Hertzfeldt.
Then, when you've stopped laughing (or crying) watched Rejected by the same author.
GOD, they're funny.