You can play "Moth Aircraft Carriers" by floating a shoe box in the bath with a torch attached. Leave a window open for ten minutes, then turn off the room lights and watch as the moths attempt to make their dramatic and dangerous landings.

Elvis is making a comeback. He only has 3 feet left.

When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"

I have invented a cure for which there is no known disease.

If I ever get a time machine I will come back to visit myself right... NOW... damn!!! Try it, it's fun.