So yeah,
I'm drunk. Here's a tip : if an American offers you an "Irish Car Bomb", for the love of God, say No. I mean this. Allow me to illustrate - an Irish Car Bomb is the following:
A 3/4 pint of Guiness
A shot of Baileys
A shot of Irish Whiskey

Put the shot of whiskey and baileys into the same glass and proceed to drop this glass, whole, into the 3/4 pint of Guiness, before downing the entire mess. It tastes like a kind of coffee milkshake but leaves your stomach and head fucked. Totally and absolutely fucked.
I'm gonna eat rice now and pray for a quick death.