I'm usually not egotistical but you can totally tell she wants me.

I've just received, in the post, a single sock in an envelope. No return address, no letter - just one white sock. Nothing else. Is this some kind of warning? The sock of a loved one now held hostage by some kind of feet obsessed mafia gang? Or, perhaps, a "I know what you did..."-like reference to some previous dark and clandestine sock incident in my pa....
oh shit....

*sound of chair hitting ground, running feet retreating into distance, window breaking*